Life's A Jolly Holiday
To start off my somewhat lengthy travelogue, I need to introduce a wonderful new friend of mine, Diane. She's a lady I met online when she noticed my status was "Orion Loves Being A Hooker". She sent a note hopin
But that started a conversation on Rugby, Helicopters and the US military that wandered just about anywhere and everywhere. She's a professor of English (specializing in 2nd language acquisition) at a college in the UK so we both enjoy language games and the thrust and parry of a good debate.
Anyway, we got to be friends over the next few months as I was planning my trip and she volunteered to play Tour Guide for me on my British Odyssey. When it looked like I wasn't going to be able to manage the trip due to financial concerns, she even volunteered a room at her house for a couple of nights!
When I finally DID get to the UK, she met me at Heathrow Airport, picked me up and drove me up to meet her son in Leicester, and her daughter in Lancaster, putting us up for the night at a lovely hotel on the Moors in Derbyshire. Just phenomenally beautiful. After that, she drove me up to Kendal, the start of England's Lake Country district and got me all set up there and ready to go. She even lent me a cell phone so I could communicate any problems/needs.
After finishing my hike through the Lake District, I arrived in Windermere. Where I found out that pretty much everywhere was full and it looked like I was going to be spending a rainy night sleeping under a tree - so she hopped online for me and found the last available room - and one of the cheapest! - at a Bed & Breakfast in the heart of the city and close to everywhere I wanted to see.
Next, we met up again at Edinburgh where we stayed at the Balmoral - again almost entirely on her dime - and we toured all over the city including Edinburgh Castle, meeting up with her friends Rick and Helen (two most excellent Scots who described me as 'Quite mad, but in a good way'. *laughs!*) for drinks at a lovely pub. Next up, her city and the glorious cathedral where Katherine of Aragorn is buried and then driving me to the train station so that I could head up to Ft. William in Scotland.
We met up again after that in London and had a wonderful tour of the city, showing me just about everything you can imagine there - Big Ben, Parliament, 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey, Trafalgar Square, Admiralty Arch - everything! I'm afraid I quite walked the feet off the poor woman. I then headed down to Salisbury and Stonehenge - and back again to meet up with friends for drinks and she again allowed me to crash at her family's house for the night, saving me hundreds - and then again the night before I left, we split a hotel room in London and she got me to the Airport for the trip out of town.
Basically, this lovely woman gave me free transportation all over England and southern Scotland, taught me how to make use of the British rail, bus, and underground systems, gave me the benefit of a local's knowledge of all the sights to see and things to do, gave me a lot of free lodging and good company, opened her home to me, lent me a phone and hours and hours of her time playing travel agent, introduced me to her family, friends and co-workers and barely let me pay a thing. I got to take her out to Les Miserables in the West End, buy a couple of hotel rooms, and pay for a couple of meals. That was IT.
That is a pretty amazing friend right there. We had long since decided that since we were a very special sort of friend, that she was a respectable English lady while I was something of a wandering scurfy sort that we were the analog of Mary Poppins and Bert. And this was truly a jolly holiday right down to the Penguins in the chalk drawing.
Thank you, Diane - I could not have made the trip without you, and your presence and friendship made the trip something spectacular.
Orion
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